Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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