I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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