i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
her facebook's as public as her vagina
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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