im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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