Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
