So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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