You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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