i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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