i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
love makes seman taste better
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
