So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Green mimosas i think yes
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
