Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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