No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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