im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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