I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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