Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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