uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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