You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
