Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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