16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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