the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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