Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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