so that wasnt chicken after all
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
