Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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