I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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