What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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