Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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