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mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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