that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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