...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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