South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he thought i was a dude.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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