'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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