Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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