Three words: puerto rican gang bang
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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