we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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