remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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