Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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