Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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