I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
