Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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