Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
