he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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