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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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