And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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