I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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