I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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