i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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