Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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