I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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