The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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