Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
