i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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