If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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