So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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