My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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