The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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