She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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